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sydney. pennsylvania. my dog is really important to me.

don't ask me about the future because i will cry.

you can follow me on twitter or instagram

and if you want a glimpse at my super interesting life you can add me on snapchat @syddisthhc
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kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

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"I may not become the next Steve Jobs or Nelson Mandela, but I sure as fuck will not die a virgin."
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THERE’S THIS WEBSITE

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

(Source: arienreign)

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unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
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